Have superpowers, but don't know what to do with them?  Is the choice between good and evil gnawing at your soul?  Here at TEAM, we take terrorism seriously and have ample opportunities for the super naturally endowed.  Come fight the good fight and join our TEAM today!

QUALIFICATIONS

  • Must possess one or more superhuman abilities.  No preference is given based on the kinds of abilities, though mind reading is always extremely desirable.
  • Willingness to travel.  Expect 90% or more.
  • Ability to work as part of a team
  • Have a killer body and be devastatingly attractive
  • Ability to lead and to follow
  • Must be articulate and capable of creating on-the-spot soliloquies

BENEFITS

  • Generous base salary
  • Patriot Points™ reward system for each mission successfully completed
  • Outstanding death & dismemberment benefits
  • Retirement Plan
  • Paid vacation
  • Arlington National Cemetery burial option
  • The knowledge that you hold this country's and the world's security in your hands

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